In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim
and villain by the vicissitudes of fate This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished However, this valorous visitation
of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious
The only verdict is vengeance,
a vendetta held as a votive not in vain,
for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant
and the virtuous Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage
veers most verbose